theimpalaishome:

[BL]I miss you

lovenature:

Scarlet Macaw by paintbypixels

swinging-heroine:

americanfortune:

swinging-heroine:

-She tilted her head- Wow…What a bird.

-raises an eyebrow at the tilt of her head- Bird?

Aha! Honey, I meant to say ‘odd’. Sorry, ya don’t understand. The name’s Amelia!~ Nice meetin ya!

-gives a bit of an amused huff- Oh so I’m odd, is it? -he smirked, holding out his hand- Alfred F. Jones. 

thechildrensplace:

penispolice:

crocsandcapris:

good scent names

really ripped abs

black

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated)

tigersniper:

Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:

1. What does their bedroom look like?
2. Do they have any daily rituals?
3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
6. Eating habits and sample daily menu
7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
9. Makeup?
10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
11. Intellectual pursuits?
12. Favorite book genre?
13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?
16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?
17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
18. Favorite beverage?
19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
27. What is their biggest regret?
28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
31. Most prized possession?
32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?
33. Concept of home and family?
34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
36. What makes them feel guilty?
37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
41. How misanthropic are they?
42. Hobbies?
43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
44. Religion?
45. Superstitions or views on the occult?
46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
48. How do they express love?
49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

(Source: ask-arkham)

swinging-heroine:

-She tilted her head- Wow…What a bird.

-raises an eyebrow at the tilt of her head- Bird?

mischiev0usmelanch0lic:

nothisiserica:

mischiev0usmelanch0lic:

He never saw it coming

…fucking adorable.

Why is this video getting so popular suddenly AAaaaHHHhh

(Source: mischievousmelancholic)

rainandtealeaves:

americanfortune:

-he gave a hard sigh, a bit of irritation shown in the expression. He had debate in his eyes for a few seconds on whether or not to argue the point further, but stubbornness prevails- Alfred is much more suitable for me, Arthur. -snorts slightly- Not many get the privilege to talk to someone like me.

-He hummed, crossing his arms over his chest and cocking his head the barest amount, vaguely amused- Well isn’t that a shame. I’m rather fond of your title myself and that’s what I shall refer to you as. Unless, of course, you do something to show that I should call you Alfred. -His eyebrow arches and his expression turns skeptical- Someone like you? All I see is an arse-faced idiot who thinks he’s a lot more than he really is. I hardly see how talking to you is a privilege now. 

-His frown deepened, eyebrow twitching just the slightest, before putting the smirk back on, tilting his head- Oh, and what would that ‘something’ be, Arthur? -smirk becomes very much forced- Well then you’re obviously looking at the wrong person, now aren’t you? I am quite the person after all.

i find it really amusing how a good chunk of my muses are at their happiest when arguing